You call that buffing??? Stay away from my car...

Good day.

Well, I saw "Bruce Almighty" the other day... nice. Way better than Evan Almighty. Funny, and good. Morgan Freeman was quite brilliant.

This DVD I rented though, It was skipping, and not playing real well... so I look at the back... yikes!!! Looks like somebody took an orbital sander to the back of it... So look people, I know you bought that "Home DVD Buffer" on QVC, but please, take it easy with the thing... Chances are, you do not need to buff the thing. Just wipe all the fingerprints and bacon grease off with a nice soft cotton cloth, it'll be fine.... really.

And like big Frank used to say, don't touch the middle!!! Hold it by the edges!!! Damn you kids!!

I see Barroid Bonds is endearing himself to fans... I heard the sound bite on the radio, and sadly, I can't find a link to it on the net... but he basically sounds off to some reporters, and tells them "I'm embarrased to be wearing the uniform, the way I'm playing... that's it, now GET OUT!!" The tone of voice is truly priceless, it has to be heard to be believed.... Jerk.

Won another $5 playing poker on the net... err, I mean, that's $5 of play money... whoops.

The Doc is rollin' up the play money... wish it was real...

Somebody won my Megabucks jackpot.... slimeballs. I was really counting on that money. Think of the good I could have done. I could have provided needy puppy dogs with bacon cheeseburgers and shelter and Harleys and Cadillacs... It's sad.

Oh well... today's another day, full of fresh possibilities, and fresh bacon strips, to be layed on fresh cheese atop a lovely sirloin burger....