Monday, April 30, 2007

Big Fun for a Small Dog!

Good day!

Well, Saturday We went to a little thing called the Playboy Playmate Party Tour down at Milwaukee Harley Davidson... obviously, we were there to see the huge savings on all pre-owned bikes, but while we were there, we met the lovely and charming Stephanie Larimore... Very nice... very nice indeed...

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A great time was had by all.

I didn't get so sunburned, either...

Sunday night, a friend had his retirement party, finally... He retired in January. That was fun too... I wonder if I'll ever make it that far... seems like a long ways away.

Hmm, the NFL Draft... the State Department of Health should probably set up some emergency kiosks, where residents and Packer Fans could get a quick Prozac prescription, or a few Wellbutrin tablets... the concensus seems to be, it was a bad draft. The USA Today gave our draft a D, and had us lumped in with the Redskins and Titans for possible worst draft of the year. Not a good sign...

And all the crazy Randy Moss rumors can finally stop... he's gone to the Patriots. Enough said. Bill Belicek couldn't get along with Terry Glenn, so, I can't imagine how he'll get along with Randy Moss... we shall see.

Until next time!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Friday's Thoughts....

Good day!

Well, after the beautiful Sunday we had, it turned quite ugly & rainy here.... and cold. It's kinda weird to be battling a peeling sunburn while it's 40, windy, and raining outside... welcome to Spring.... Supposed to be nice this weekend again, though... seems hard to believe.

Well, this week, I finally got out of the house and decided to go get a passport. This is quite a scam, in some ways. First, I need a certified copy of my birth certificate from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm, and the AKC... which costs money, for just a copy, with a little embosser stamp on it. I'd like to sell 5 cent copies all day for $20, I'll tell you that...

Then, you need passport photos... okay another $15.

Then you go to the Post Office, and a nice lady collects all your paperwork, and charges you a $30 handling fee.... not bad for 5 minutes work... next time a handyman charges me $80, I'll shake his hand... he had to actually drive out and fix something... the post office lady just took the stuff, stapled it together, and took my money.

Then you write a check to the state department for like $60. That gets you a passport in ten to twelve weeks. If you need it faster, that's an extra $90. I may be a somewhat senior dog, but I'll take my chances on being alive for 12 more weeks.

I dunno, that seems like a lot of cash for a passport. But one never knows, if I win a satellite, and a seat to a Poker tourney in the Bahamas or something, I'll have no advance warning at all, I'll have to go, so I better be ready.

Harley Party tomorrow. Might be some further Adventures of Fireplug!!! Playboy Playmate Tour is at Milwaukee HD. Might be fun...

Tomorrow night, one of my favorite co-workers (or former co-workers) is having his retirement party... a bittersweet day, to be sure. The people I like seem to go... the ones I can't stand show no signs of leaving... funny how that works.

I wonder what that'll feel like, to dump my keys, pager, and ID on the desk and walk out one last time.... Seems like a long ways away... I wonder if I'll even make it that far...

The draft is tomorrow... so many rumors I can't even keep up. The only one I haven't heard is that I'll be drafted in the third round... Don't you think the Raiders, or maybe the Browns could use an old high school intramural quarterback??? Why not?? heh heh...

I see J&P Cycles has a "trailer in a bag" for a motorcycle... It's around $1000. It would have cost $400 to rent a trailer. This thing comes apart though, so it can be stored. Kind of a neat concept. I'd like to see it in person, but I think the concept has merit....

The J&P Cycles book, I've decided, is a very dangerous thing.... lotta cool stuff in there.

Fireplug Sez: Go get yourself a bacon cheeseburger! If you don't you'll be sorry! Then you'll look at me, all full & satisfied from the Bacon cheeseburger I just ate, and you'll be more jealous of me than you already are....

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Cleared for Takeoff

Good day!

Well, the helicopter flew great at work the other night.... I think we finally fixed it! Flew real nice.. That was quite a relief, actually. It was starting to drive me nuts!

Someone I know got a tattoo... of a dog paw!! Pretty clever... girl at work. This is tattoo #3 for her... Now, if you're going to get a tattoo, a dog themed tattoo is never a bad idea...

NFL Draft coming up this weekend... Mock drafts are all over the place. This could be interesting... We'll see what "beady eyes" Ted Thompson has in mind... Every mock draft I've seen, though, has us taking a different player. Ted Ginn Jr. is either going #6, or he's falling all the way to us... crazy.

Brewers beat the Cubs again last night... don't look now, but they're playing some good baseball. And hey, anytime we beat the Cubs, it's good. We can't get enough of that.

This Saturday is the Playmate Party Tour 2007, hosted by Milwaukee Harley Davidson. Should be sweet. Hopefully the weather will cooperate.

Until next time!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Spring??? Keep your paws crossed...

Good day!

Well, I am one sunburned little doggie, after yesterday... perfect day to do a Harley Ride, though, I have to say....

Well okay, little dogs don't actually get sunburned, but you get the idea...

Great day though. Great.

Got the parts for my helicopter, too... now I have a fully anodized cnc machined upper mast assembly... And guess what, it flies pretty nice!!! I'll have to take it to work and really try it, but it seems pretty good. I had reasonable control hovering in my living room...

I see Michael Strahan's ex-wife had a little rummage sale over the weekend... heh heh, nice. How about 2 TV's for $100?? Seriously. Yeah, it's not a pretty picture. Poor girl is down to her last $4 Million dollars, according to court documents. Brutal.

I saw "The Good Shepard". From a technical standpoint, it was a well-shot, well acted, well scripted, well directed movie. The movie itself however, was not a ray of sunshine. Very depressing. Overall, I was somewhat disappointed.

The picture in the last post disappointed me greatly... I can't seem to get the thing to just show a picture... it wants to cut off the right side of it... very annoying. So I spent a few days trying to fix that, and gave up. So annoying... why the f*** would anyone want to show the left side of a picture??? At what point is that useful to anyone?? Sigh...

Until next time!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Drive Thru

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This is really the best way to zip over to Culvers and get a Double Bacon Butterburger....

The Ferrari F50.

While only a few dozen actual cars were handbuilt, they remain a legendary road-going menace... arguably the best all around street car ever built. Despite that, millions of examples have been immortalized in small scale models, photos, racing video games, art prints...

It took me probably 30 tries to get around the Nuerenburgring in under 7:33, but this is the car that did it for me.... of course I'm talking about PGR3....

So to commemorate the win that got me the Silver Championship, I found this 1/18th scale model on the net... how could I refuse??

Enjoy!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

1st Prize is a bacon cheeseburger!

Good morning!

Well, yesterday was a banner day... accomplished a few things around here, and got 2, not one, but two messages from girl doggies on the internet...

Hard to make out what some of them really mean, though.... This one says she's interested in "aviation". Okaaaay... so what, this means you want to join the mile high club?? You want to fly to Hawaii twice a year? You want to discuss the role of the F6F Hellcat vs the Japanese Zero in the critical battle for air superiority over Guadalcanal??? Your ex husband was a pilot, and had his own plane, and you liked that??? You're intrigued by the success the Israeli Air Force has had with such a variety of equipment, ranging from French Mirages to F-15 Eagles, and wonder if it isn't all about their training & mindset?? You own your own Extra 330L, give flying lessons, and when you feel like it, travel the country and perform in airshows, like Patty Wagstaff??? Or maybe you have an Align T-Rex R/C Helicopter in your basement? And you like to fly it on the golf course behind your house???

Am I even close?? Aviation.... hmmm. Who knows... Do I really need to complicate my life right now??? It's all compromises anyway, it wears you down... It's like filling out a sheet of requirements, like a list of 20, handing it in, and the first thing they ask is "Now, which ones of these are you willing to cross out???" Neither of these girls is like "oh my god"... And I'm not just talking looks either. Kids there part time... live with parents, whassup wit dat?

Anyway, let's talk about something important: poker.

Now, before I even get into this, some of you out there like to use words like "integrity", and phrases like "you have none." My immediate rebuttal to you is, shaddap.

Okay, on the XBox 360, I am working my way through World Series of Poker: Tournament of Champions. Pretty good AI in this game, and it varies from player to player, which keeps it interesting. I use this strictly as a break, and as a training tool for the online play and so forth. Great place to try new things, mess around with strategies.

Now, I'm in a Limit Hold 'Em tourney at the moment, and limit isn't really my thing. All I have to do is make the money cut-off to "pass" each challenge, and I can do that, but I am trying to do a personal goal of winning every tournament. I feel I'm placing highly on the net, but not winning often enough, so I'm trying to feel the win, think of the win, focus on the win... and let's face it, many greats in many sports, going from Arnold Palmer to Doyle Brunson to Phil Laak to Scotty Nguyen to Daniel Negreanu all say the same thing: I was there to win the tournament. Anything but first would be a disappointment.

So, this Limit Tourney I'm embroiled in, I can't seem to win it. And I've grown tired of replaying it over and over, so I found a creative way to "save" the game at a certain juncture, then play on, and if it goes badly, I can go back and replay it from the save point. This is where you "Integrity" people need to shaddap. This is valuable training for me. Very important conceptual research is taking place, which could make me a lot of money.

So, I'm down to one guy, heads-up for the title, and I have like a $5000 to $4000 chip lead on him.... and I can't close him out!!! Seriously, I've tried him like 5 times from this spot....

I honestly almost wonder if this player is some kind of AI player that can see your hand... this guy is uncanny at folding when I have something, and reraising when I have nothing, even if he has nothing (which I've found out by calling him down). I wasn't the chip leader when heads up play started, but I did take a few pots off of him... he folded on the river once when his flush draw didn't come through (so I surmise that's what happened), and I won another one, 2 pair over top pair...

Let's review what this guy does that makes him so effective, and see if it wouldn't help us heads up... And let's keep in mind this is a limit situation, so not all of this will apply to NLHE, but I think there are some valid concepts here...

#1. He is relentlessly aggressive. Preflop, from the small blind with the button, he always raises. Always. Thus, in the big blind, you never see a free flop. Also, if you just call from the small, I saw him check to see a flop 1 time. Once. He raises 99% of the time from the big, also.

This puts tremendous pressure on you, or me, as the opponent. If I'm in the small, I know right away if I call, I'm going to get raised, and have to call another bet.

If you raise right away from the small, he calls that raise every time, too, so you'll never get a chance to push him off the hand pre-flop. Or he re-raises, but not too often, so you can fold to that raise & sleep at night...

After the flop, and especially on the more expensive turn & river streets, you can play against him. But you have to really strap in and be prepared for a slugfest on every deal pre-flop.

#2. By calling him down in some situations, just to see what he had, I see that even if he just makes middle pair, with no kicker, he plays that like a pair of aces. Any hand he hits, he pushes. Again, that's hard to play against. He really won some lucky hands off of me that way...

So, these things are so tough to play against... since he's always pushing, it's really hard to put him on a hand.

But I would say that in any heads up situation, a player would do well to try and do these things... especially against a player you feel is weaker.

To be honest, I like to play aggressive heads up... but not as crazy as this AI player... this guy is something... but sitting on the other side, I see how hard it is to play against that...

What I love to see heads-up is the opponent folding to me out of the small blind... that's when I know I have him. He knows I'm going to raise, and he just can't waste any more chips on crummy hands. And in the ultimate humiliation, that's what I was doing against this guy last night.... with blinds so huge, it costs you 10% of your stack to see a flop....

So while I preach all this aggression, it has to be on a case by case basis... against a weaker opponent, yeah, be aggressive, stay aggressive, and on the rare occasions he pushes back, get out of the way, unless you have a hand... don't let him get any initiative.

Against a stronger player, I go into shark attack mode, especially if I feel I'm really outclassed, and I've lost the initiative. Some people call this a "tight-aggressive", some people call it a lot of things... One of my first wins heads up, though, was against "The shark". This guy played super tight, would fold fold fold, but if he had a hand, wow, get back in the shark cage!! He'd take your arm off!!

Playing against that guy, though, was really tough too, because you never got a shot at his stack... he was so protective... and you can steal and steal this guy's ante's, but then he picks off one of your raises with a check raise, takes the pot down, now he's got all his blind money back... so it's really hard to make progress on the guy....

That's my impression of "the shark", anyway. Tighten up, keep folding, if you get something you like, push back hard. Start firing re-raises at the opponent...

Not that being The Shark is foolproof either... One of the greatest feelings in the world is when the shark (your opponent) comes out firing after you flop a set.... you KNOW you're getting all his chips.... that's usually a great feeling.

Seriously, it took like an hour for the single table tourney to get down to the 2 of us.... and then the two of us battled for like another hour.... it was a dogfight. Could have gone either way.

And I think there's value in that. Give your opponent a very small target to shoot at.

Another lesson is, If you're standing up, you better be firing. Otherwise, get your head down!!!

It all goes back to what Mike Sexton says over & over in his book: the power of betting. If you keep betting into your opponent, you keep putting all the pressure on him, to make the big decisions...

Until next time!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

7 Inches of Global Warming

Good morning!

7 fresh inches of global warming fell on us yesterday.... whew. Crazy. Or should I say 7 inches of white death. Drove past 20 cars in ditches yesterday, on the way to work. When I see cars in the ditch, I'm not that worried. When I see full-sized SUV's Like Tahoes & Expeditions in the ditch, I get worried. Crazy crazy crazy.... taking my life in my hands, just to show up at work....

Again I ask the question, how am I ever gonna handle 17 more years of this?!!?

So after I unburied my truck, spent 90 minutes cheating death on the road, working all night, unburying my truck again, cheating death again... whew. I layed awake for like, 20 seconds before I slipped into a coma for the next ten hours....

I've been meaning to start a seperate blog to strictly discuss the beauty of gambling, in all it's forms... I'm talking to you, stock market investors! Heh heh, that'll wake 'em up... Obviously I haven't done that yet, but let me share this: In the last 2 weeks, my pocket pair of aces has been drawn out on 3 times. Unreal. People with a 5% chance of beating me have beaten me 3 times in the last 2 weeks. That's insane...

Got 4th in a 3 table tourney yesterday, though, so that wasn't too bad... my online acount grows, slowly but surely....

Check this:
CNBC Million Dollar Challenge:

As of Market Close
Rank 86727 (Top 12%)
Week to Date -0.72%
Total Return 9.14%
Available Cash $1.59
Stock Holdings $1,091,369.43
Total Portfolio Value $1,091,371.02

Not bad for a small doggie... in a few short weeks, I've made over 9%.

And I wasn't allowed to do any of the really interesting things that, in hindsight, would have made us a fortune. Gold futures are way up, a leveraged future deal, I coulda doubled up.... No ETF's, no nothing... just stocks. 9% on just stocks, which aren't really my bag, is not bad...

I see oil is steady to down, but the gas at my pump keeps rising steadily... hmmm. I think they've realized that they have us, we'll pay anything, because we have to. I was outraged a week ago when I paid $2.80 a gallon for premium for my Eldorado... yesterday I paid $2.89 for the cheap stuff to fill up my Tahoe... yeah. I'm feelin' it... gonna be a motorcycle summer...

Until next time, try and stay warm out there!! If there's really any global warming, I'd say it's main source is the hot air coming out of the proponents of such nonsense...

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Still Won't Fly...

Good day.

The helicopter now has other symtpoms... in fact, the symptoms are back to nearly what it was straight out of the box.... So, I now have enough parts to make 2 helicopters, and I'm back to square one... that's good... I'm pleased.

Heh heh.. not!

Actually, I'm a little too tired to get all excited about my poor helicopter... after last night's blasting phone call with my boss, I seem to have expended all my energy.

Sitting on a telephone, screaming at your boss, is not good. It just isn't good. And, I'm not normally like that... It seems that it's only a question of "when" I start smoking again, not "if"...

So, you "pick a day" to quit smoking, and all that.... I really feel like now, I should pick a day to start again, and really make it an occasion.... When you think about it, so many quitting attempts END in such quiet solitude, it's almost sad... standing next to your car in your work parking lot... sitting at home... Or a personal favorite, outside of a convenience store, standing next to my car, with a fresh pack of Marlboros, and a new bic lighter, with the sticker still on it... lighting that sweet puppy, and saying "Aaaaahhhhhh..."

It seems odd, that those moments of such pure joy and release, are usually so lonely, at the same time... I'll have to make it a point this time to do something interesting when I start again, make it memorable...

Anyway, I just activated a credit card, a replacement... I'm always amused by all the pitches for their "Credit Shield" and "Credit Protect" scams, errr, uhh, products they sell. Pay big money to see your credit report... uh huh... yeah, I believe it's at annualcreditreport.com that you get your free credit report from the 3 credit brokers... check clarkhoward.com for any and all info relating to identity theft and your credit, very good site from the well known consumer advocate.

I love that though, they sell my information to anyone who wants it, exposing me to tremendous risk, and then they want me to pay even more for "phantom" protection products that don't really do much of anything except monitor my credit reports, which I can do for free...

Sigh... lucky for me, I'm just a small doggie. My main concern in life is that I know there's a bacon cheeseburger out there with my name on it... I just have to FIND it!!!

Should we talk a little sports? Okay. Bucks are in total and complete free fall... another humiliating loss yesterday. Hello, lottery pick. And these Brewers... they have high expectations, allegedly. Bill Hall, he just HAD to go to the outfield... okay, so he's struggled out there, defensively... and I hear Nedly say "Well, we knew that goin' in, that Billy would struggle a little..." Whaa? What? Didn't he have his whole spring training to figure this out?? 9 weeks in the Arizona desert, surrounded by professional instruction??

The talk for a long time has been "Wait till all this talent comes up from the minors." Okay, it's here. And I swear, these kids... what have they been doing? It's like they all have to learn to play baseball.... I don't get that. A truly great game like tne NFL, I get that. There's no minor league. You come from college, and you have a lot to learn in the pro game. I get that. But baseball.... come on now, baseball is baseball. You catch the ball, you hit the ball, you throw the ball, you run the bases. Strategies and techniques are the same. Sure, you're seeing better pitching, and better defense... but the act of catching a fly ball in the outfield is the same in Beloit as it is in Nashville, as it is in Milwaukee, as it is in Miami. Period. A grounder to 3rd is the same in Pawtucket as it is in Chicago.

So, the talent is up, and the team still appears to have a long ways to go. Long ways. Keep in mind, one of the all time records for franchise futility is ON The Milwaukee Brewers. I'm of course referring to the infamous "20 and 10". This is 20 years without a post season appearance, and ten years of no record above .500. This has only been done like 2 or three times in the history of all organized pro sports, including buckets, hockey, football, all of it. Seriously, I won't bore you, but you can dig that up.

The Brewers PASSED BY the infamous 20 and 10 three F-ing years ago, and have KEPT GOING!!!! The streak is still alive!!! We are now, this early in the season, already comfortably below .500. You want to keep the pressure off, ya know...

Anyway... all this snow in Cleveland. I know people in Minneapolis, and honest to God, they are building an open-air ballpark up there for the Twins. I ask myself, why?? Why?? Look, the Brewers may have issues, but one thing that totally totally rules the world is a retractable roof stadium. Seriously people, get your craniums out of your rectums, and put a lid on that stadium...

Until next time...

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Hobbies For $200

Alex:"This popular hobby involves mounting photographs in bound volumes, with embellishing accents and captions and thematically appropriate graphics added"
Elaine: "What is Scrapbooking?"
Alex: "That's Correct."
Elaine: "Hobbies for $400."

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That... is scrapbooking!

Saw my Mom and Sister last night... was fun.

I should really be downstairs cleaning up the Caddy... ahh, I have time.

Masters is shaping up to be a bloodbath... the leader is 2 over par!!!

Another ice cold day on tap for us... does it ever end... I don't think so.

Well, the new 4-in-1 for the helicopter showed up yesterday... if I have time, maybe we install that today... if that's even the problem....

Was thinking about a new digital camera... some great deals out there... a few years ago, I bought a memory stick for my camera, it was a huge 128 MB stick, and I thought I stole it for $60. NOrmally $110. Now I see I can get a new 2GB one for $25 on an auction site... amazing. I can also get an 8Mpixel camera with HD output for under $300... hard to pass that up.

The next Adventures of Fireplug road trip, we hope, isn't too far away....

Happy Easter, and good day!

Friday, April 6, 2007

And now, for my next trick...

Good day!

Well, the repairs of my helicopter continue.... we are now down to the 4-in-1 control module... if this doesn't work, I guess it's over.

20 degrees here today. Ridiculous.

Terminal laziness has set in... I have things to do, buy I'm not doing them...

What I'd really like to do is get a pack of Marlboro Lights and light one..... hmm. And why am I not doing that? I'm not sure....

Not much going on here...

I finished the entire Championship series in Project Gotham Racing 3. The events got really hard at the end. I ended up getting real comfortable with the Ferrari F50. Wonderful car. I had to run the Nordschliefe (in Nuerenberg) in 7:33. Yes, that's seven minutes, 33 seconds, for one lap. It's miles and miles through the woods. Crazy difficult. So many turns, it's hard to keep track. Took like 20 tries to make that.

The new season of The World Poker Tour started up, with a nice event at the Mirage.... How about Sabina Gadecki?? Huge improvement over Courtney Friel... Still not sure they should have ever let Shauna Hiatt go... she was something else.

For Easter, I am going to someplace called "Coast". Supposed to be some fancy place.

I'm just a small doggie. I can't really see how anything is better than a Bacon Double cheeseburger. Like a Culvers double bacon butterburger deluxe. Why go anywhere else?? Polish that off with a vanilla custard, let it melt some, and then lick that up... wow. The ultimate.

Why we gotta go to "Coast", I have no idea... I used to use Coast soap, but I've never been a big fan of getting a bath, so....

Until next time.