May Flowers...

Hey, welcome to May!!! When little dogs go outside and do their business in leisure and comfort....

Well, the Packers draft continues to be lambasted in the press... I just saw something, 105 post-draft analysis were looked at by some writers... over 50% of those analysts gave the Pack a grade of D or F...

Report to your area public health Kiosk for your Wellbutrin tablets. Seriously.

So, we lost the "Randy Moss" sweepstakes... if you can call it a loss. I personally am fine with it. But, if you really have your heart set on a free-agent wideout, Keyshawn Johnson was just released... we could pick him up for free, basically, compared to Moss. And why not? He had 70 catches for 815 yards and 4 touchdowns last season. He's big, tall, a good possesion guy. Why not?? No, seriously, why not??

Don't look now, but your Milwaukee Brewers are 17-9. .654 winning percentage. Seriously. True or false, the Milwaukee Brewers have the best record in Baseball. True!!! Seriously! It's still early, but honestly, I may cut this page out of the paper.. Pitcher Ben Sheets even got a hit last night, snapping an 0-38 drought dating back to last season.

Gotta wax the Caddy... a small doggie is going to the Milwaukee Mile Sunday, to run laps for charity.

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

I'm gonna go get a bacon cheeseburger.... I suggest you do the same.

Until next time...